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| Friday, May 26th, 2006 | | 3:37 am |
Myrons not a pussy ... just fevered
j a y kiko (2:55:50 AM): its not his fault hes not attracted to her x0xsUnfL0wErx0x (2:56:02 AM): its not his fault no man would ever be j a y kiko (2:56:05 AM): maybe fi she was born azn shed have a better chance :-P j a y kiko (2:56:11 AM): LMAO ...daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mn j a y kiko (2:56:15 AM): u hateful, grl x0xsUnfL0wErx0x (2:56:19 AM): LMAO x0xsUnfL0wErx0x (2:56:21 AM): U TAUGHT ME ALL THIS j a y kiko (2:56:29 AM): :-D ::bows:: j a y kiko (2:56:43 AM): ive taught all my yunggrasshoppers well :-P j a y kiko (2:57:43 AM): ..tho myron's away message is pretty bad ... j a y kiko (2:57:50 AM): maybe he could use some more lessons x0xsUnfL0wErx0x (3:06:41 AM): lol x0xsUnfL0wErx0x (3:06:44 AM): how would u fix his away j a y kiko (3:07:06 AM): 1. get rid of the jean cluade van DAMN stuff j a y kiko (3:07:13 AM): ..thats really got to go j a y kiko (3:07:19 AM): 2. try to make it funny j a y kiko (3:07:33 AM): for instance, try poking fun at one's self or others j a y kiko (3:08:13 AM): for instance, "its seems that jungle fever is now an epidemic gripping penn's campus this summer ... j a y kiko (3:08:30 AM): and in the absense of real black men, poor myron has become the number one target j a y kiko (3:08:59 AM): however, myron cannot be blamed for his rejection of these summertime throws of passion j a y kiko (3:09:29 AM): for he, himself, has been stricken with high fever, more specifically, yellow fever. j a y kiko (3:09:56 AM): thus he cannot help cure the needs of these cock hungry white females. j a y kiko (3:10:41 AM): for he must save his alabaster man-potion injection for the truly needy ... those poor lonely, unsuspecting azn women ... ::TEAR:::" j a y kiko (3:11:12 AM): ((!!and i ad libbed that!!)) x0xsUnfL0wErx0x (3:20:57 AM): OMGGGG x0xsUnfL0wErx0x (3:21:03 AM): i hope that fits in an away message x0xsUnfL0wErx0x (3:21:04 AM): for tomorrow Current Mood:  drunk | | Saturday, May 13th, 2006 | | 11:36 am |
this one's for you princess
j a y kiko: wats the big deal about myspace x0xsUnfL0wErx0x: haah i dont know i dont like it i just like to read other ppls j a y kiko: lol j a y kiko: i started mines but then gave up :-P x0xsUnfL0wErx0x: unless ur an addict those are hard to keep up with j a y kiko: tru tru x0xsUnfL0wErx0x: jean = addict j a y kiko: LOL j a y kiko: jean = azn j a y kiko: azn = addict x0xsUnfL0wErx0x: therefore x0xsUnfL0wErx0x: jean = addict j a y kiko: yes x0xsUnfL0wErx0x: wow that was some logic right there j a y kiko: C! u can do math! x0xsUnfL0wErx0x: !! j a y kiko: a=b, b=c :. a=c | | Monday, May 1st, 2006 | | 7:32 pm |
kara's party: aftermaths
(17:48:35) drunkquaker08: you got something to say (17:48:35) UnGiornoAlIeri : if peter alexander reads this: "you are a douchebag, no one likes you, go rot in a cave." ask someone what they really think of u, u god awful excuse for a human being.
"studying" but not by the comp
(17:54:21) UnGiornoAlIeri: ur gay and no on likes u at all. and that u found out my sn is retarded go get a life
(18:03:02) drunkquaker08: ouch
(18:14:43) UnGiornoAlIeri: seriously though kid, if u dont think ur weird. yet, ur out checking ppls aways that u dont, ur checking their livejournals. u shouldnt need a news flash. jus seriously go away, ur an annoying person.
(18:26:27) drunkquaker08: actually my riend told me, so try agin
(18:26:32) drunkquaker08: and be a man not a pussy
(18:28:03) UnGiornoAlIeri: dude, ur such a bitch. dont even be lyin a shit
(18:28:15) drunkquaker08: ur the one posting fuckin away messages
(18:28:16) drunkquaker08: im a bitch
(18:28:23) UnGiornoAlIeri: jus go away, go back to stalkin ppl and shit
(18:28:26) UnGiornoAlIeri: thats what u do
(18:28:28) UnGiornoAlIeri: jus go
(18:28:45) drunkquaker08: actually that was a while ago, and people change
(18:28:47) drunkquaker08: so go get a life
(18:29:07) UnGiornoAlIeri: hahaha, well ppl dont think about u. so no, u go get a life. i got one, and its good
(18:29:15) drunkquaker08: im fine, thanks
(18:29:19) UnGiornoAlIeri: i'm not affend that ur jealous
(18:29:24) drunkquaker08: big tough guy talkin shit on away messages
(18:29:25) drunkquaker08: ooooh
(18:29:31) UnGiornoAlIeri: its common when ur so low on the food chain
(18:29:42) UnGiornoAlIeri: fucker, i put it there cause u knew u was a bitch that would come check the shit
(18:29:49) drunkquaker08: see i didnt actually
(18:29:56) drunkquaker08: but suit yourself
(18:30:06) UnGiornoAlIeri: well then u bringin shit up about, go away. if u got "friends" go on lyin to urself
(18:30:11) UnGiornoAlIeri: cause they really aint
(18:30:15) drunkquaker08: whose they
(18:30:53) UnGiornoAlIeri: hahahahaha, u cant tell. thats jus sad
(18:31:02) drunkquaker08: i know the ppl i was with arent cloes friends, thanks
(18:31:07) drunkquaker08: just wondering who talked to you
(18:32:43) UnGiornoAlIeri: if u so dumb u cant figure who ur real friends r, i'll let u try and bring up ur intelligence
(18:32:56) drunkquaker08: i know who my real friends are, i dont know who my friends arent
(18:32:58) drunkquaker08: so whatever
(18:34:01) UnGiornoAlIeri: ok, go on lyin to urself
(18:34:04) UnGiornoAlIeri: it helps to hide it
(18:34:14) drunkquaker08: youre sad or you just dont read
(18:34:15) drunkquaker08: whateve
(18:34:24) UnGiornoAlIeri: no man, i'm not sad
(18:34:39) UnGiornoAlIeri: ur face is sad and such, hahahahahahah. seriously man, though ur ugly
(18:34:44) drunkquaker08: wow
(18:34:47) drunkquaker08: awesome
(18:34:53) UnGiornoAlIeri: hahahahha, i'm getting such a kick out of talkin to u
(18:34:55) drunkquaker08: fifth grade insults
(18:34:59) UnGiornoAlIeri: its so easy when ur like the way u r
(18:35:06) UnGiornoAlIeri: hahaha, u admitted to stalking ppl
(18:35:09) UnGiornoAlIeri: dude, thats fucked up
(18:35:14) drunkquaker08: yeah i did stupid shit a while ago
(18:35:16) drunkquaker08: im not gonna lie
(18:35:21) drunkquaker08: but that was way back, and shits changed
(18:38:17) UnGiornoAlIeri: hahaha, that u did it...damn man, jus damn. well when u actually do change, i wont feel as bad for u
(18:38:25) UnGiornoAlIeri: but until then
(18:38:27) drunkquaker08: if youre werent deaf....
(18:38:33) drunkquaker08: but that doesnt seem to be the case
(18:38:55) UnGiornoAlIeri: it wouldnt matter, cause i'm reading shit dumbass
(18:39:03) drunkquaker08: impressive
(18:41:01) UnGiornoAlIeri: i tend to be
(18:41:09) drunkquaker08: "reading shit"?
(18:43:16) UnGiornoAlIeri: yeah, the shit u tryin to type. its utterly pathetic. tryin to defend ur stalking "past" as u put it
(18:43:46) drunkquaker08: what am i defending
(18:43:51) drunkquaker08: im not justifying it
(18:44:33) UnGiornoAlIeri: well ur trying to say its in the past
(18:44:35) UnGiornoAlIeri: and its not dawg
(18:44:37) UnGiornoAlIeri: its not
(18:44:40) UnGiornoAlIeri: so jus go away
(18:44:41) UnGiornoAlIeri: jus go
(18:44:44) UnGiornoAlIeri: i dont like u
(18:44:47) UnGiornoAlIeri: no body loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees u
(18:44:49) drunkquaker08: well it is, cuz u know me real well
(18:45:08) drunkquaker08: and i really give a fuck if you like me
(18:45:09) drunkquaker08: no homo
(18:45:15) UnGiornoAlIeri: hahahahah
(18:45:25) UnGiornoAlIeri: homo, thats a funny word. not as funny as ur oafish self
(18:45:43) UnGiornoAlIeri: this is a battle of wits son, and u came unarmed
(18:45:46) UnGiornoAlIeri: *shakes head sadly*
(18:45:50) drunkquaker08: actually im drunk, but whatever
(18:45:59) drunkquaker08: if it boosts your self esteem, sure
(18:46:31) UnGiornoAlIeri: hahahaha, ur drunk eh??? drinkin by urself
(18:46:37) UnGiornoAlIeri: that speaks volumes
(18:46:38) drunkquaker08: no actually
(18:46:45) drunkquaker08: judgmental bastard
(18:47:04) UnGiornoAlIeri: hahahahah, really??? u got ppl with u
(18:47:13) UnGiornoAlIeri: and they aint helpin u not seem so damn stalkerish and pathetic???
(18:47:19) drunkquaker08: they left a half hr ago
(18:47:26) drunkquaker08: why do you care about me so much
(18:47:29) drunkquaker08: its kinda unsettling
(18:47:31) UnGiornoAlIeri: son i dont
(18:47:35) UnGiornoAlIeri: u came talkign to me
(18:47:35) UnGiornoAlIeri: wtf
(18:47:38) drunkquaker08: i dont giev a fuck about your life, why do you care so much
(18:47:38) UnGiornoAlIeri: lol
(18:47:41) drunkquaker08: cuz u got my name in your mouth
(18:47:48) UnGiornoAlIeri: no, in my away msg
(18:47:52) UnGiornoAlIeri: i dont like saying ur name
(18:47:53) UnGiornoAlIeri: i feel dirty
(18:47:58) drunkquaker08: then dont type it either
(18:48:12) drunkquaker08: ur the one starting shit
(18:48:13) UnGiornoAlIeri: hahahahahah, son dont be staklin me on livejournal then
(18:48:22) UnGiornoAlIeri: yes i did start shit the other day, but ur u
(18:48:26) drunkquaker08: whyd u start shit
(18:48:32) drunkquaker08: cuz u werent able to explain it then
(18:48:32) UnGiornoAlIeri: cause ppl wanted u out of th eparty
(18:48:33) drunkquaker08: or now it seems
(18:48:41) drunkquaker08: whose ppl
(18:48:44) UnGiornoAlIeri: and i was there and drunk
(18:49:03) drunkquaker08: as noone else was man enough to confront me but you
(18:49:06) UnGiornoAlIeri: dude i cant give my sources, i'm like a newspaper writer and shit
(18:49:16) UnGiornoAlIeri: man enouh????
(18:49:18) drunkquaker08: ur subpoenead
(18:49:19) UnGiornoAlIeri: fool, ppl bein nice to u
(18:49:43) UnGiornoAlIeri: hahahahhahah, that was funny "ur subpoenead"
(18:49:46) UnGiornoAlIeri: that was good
(18:50:12) UnGiornoAlIeri: lol, awww no son. i wont be out there tellin on ppl that didnt want u there
(18:50:27) drunkquaker08: well ur protecting their coward asses
(18:50:29) drunkquaker08: congratulations
(18:50:58) UnGiornoAlIeri: i do deserve lots of congratulations
(18:51:33) UnGiornoAlIeri: and like i said, they rnt cowards. they r being nice to u caseu they feel bad for u
(18:51:54) drunkquaker08: well i dont want people like that to be "nice" to me., id rather they tell me who tehy are and fuck off
(18:54:42) UnGiornoAlIeri: i'll give them the msg
(18:54:56) UnGiornoAlIeri: better to protect my sources
(18:55:13) UnGiornoAlIeri: anyways, i gotta study now. it was fun
(18:55:26) drunkquaker08: well tell them to get at me
(18:55:31) drunkquaker08: cuz im tired of these fuckin games
(18:55:35) drunkquaker08: if u dont like me, tell me
(18:55:37) drunkquaker08: and i wont associate
(18:55:38) drunkquaker08: thats it
(18:55:49) drunkquaker08: tell them that, your sources
(19:00:33) UnGiornoAlIeri: ok
Current Mood:  chipper | | Sunday, April 30th, 2006 | | 10:16 pm |
kara's party
okay ... we all knew the party was madd crazy and dramatic: j a y kiko (5:03:33 PM): weeeellllllllll.... j a y kiko (5:03:40 PM): y did u paint his toenails j a y kiko (5:03:44 PM): hmmmm? mengoman85 (5:04:10 PM): cuz jean was doing it j a y kiko (5:04:20 PM): LOL but y did u do it? mengoman85 (5:04:29 PM): cuz jean was doing it mengoman85 (5:04:30 PM): lol j a y kiko (5:04:33 PM): lol j a y kiko (5:04:46 PM): silly azn just following in mother asia's footsteps ............. j a y kiko (10:09:48 PM): but y were yall painting nails? samuraigurl7 (10:09:53 PM): LOL samuraigurl7 (10:09:53 PM): i dunno samuraigurl7 (10:09:55 PM): i was bored samuraigurl7 (10:09:56 PM): so i did gerry's samuraigurl7 (10:09:58 PM): and then jose got jealous samuraigurl7 (10:10:01 PM): so did his too samuraigurl7 (10:10:05 PM): and then i put lipstick onhi, j a y kiko (10:10:11 PM): LOL j a y kiko (10:10:16 PM): OH SHIT j a y kiko (10:10:18 PM): on ze!?! samuraigurl7 (10:10:32 PM): LOL YES samuraigurl7 (10:10:34 PM): he liked it. j a y kiko (10:10:39 PM): HAHAAHAHAHAHA | | Saturday, April 15th, 2006 | | 10:33 pm |
FAMILY VALUES
x0xsUnfL0wErx0x: and since when has the fam been holy! j a y kiko: lol j a y kiko: wat r our pillars ... sex, hoeing, and incest? j a y kiko: the tenets of this pham is break commandments :-D | | Sunday, March 26th, 2006 | | 10:20 pm |
skank ass nasty hos
mrmyronmyron (5:35:55 PM): show and tell scarred me for the rest of my life mrmyronmyron (5:36:03 PM): i won't be able to have sex anymore x0xsUnfL0wErx0x (5:37:14 PM): not w/ girls at least mrmyronmyron (5:37:37 PM): ewwwwww | | Saturday, March 25th, 2006 | | 11:12 am |
x0xsUnfL0wErx0x (9:35:56 PM): cuz they LOOOOOOVE ME x0xsUnfL0wErx0x (9:35:59 PM): cuz im a silly white girl x0xsUnfL0wErx0x (9:36:02 PM): that always says YES PLEASE mrmyronmyron (9:36:02 PM): lol mrmyronmyron (9:36:10 PM): you get the borderline black guys x0xsUnfL0wErx0x (9:36:13 PM): LMAO mrmyronmyron (9:36:17 PM): the questionable x0xsUnfL0wErx0x (9:39:03 PM): lmao x0xsUnfL0wErx0x (9:39:05 PM): YOU SHOULD TALK x0xsUnfL0wErx0x (9:39:08 PM): *farmer* | | 11:10 am |
my away message: Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemmingway. mrmyronmyron (9:34:22 PM): but if you did what you said when you were drunk, there'd be a lot of beat up white people on this campus :-P | | 11:09 am |
mrmyronmyron: silly white girl thinks she's so gangsta mrmyronmyron: white people shouldn't be allowed to say "riding dirty" mrmyronmyron: when you said it, i thought you were dirty or forgot to change your underwear or something | | 11:08 am |
mrmyronmyron: middle of cooking some lasagna---the black way x0xsUnfL0wErx0x: haha there is no black way to cook pasta mrmyronmyron: there's a black way to everything x0xsUnfL0wErx0x: and whats the special ingredient mrmyronmyron: soulllll mrmyronmyron: that's why i'm cooking with my walkman on | | Friday, March 24th, 2006 | | 10:18 pm |
thank you myron
j a y kiko (1:07:31 AM): only gone for a couple hrs... j a y kiko (1:07:38 AM): how was she? mrmyronmyron (1:07:47 AM): we went to wawa, to her friend's place, she wanted to drink, and i said i had to study, so i walked her back mrmyronmyron (1:07:57 AM): the end j a y kiko (1:08:26 AM): what happened when u got there? mrmyronmyron (1:08:36 AM): lol mrmyronmyron (1:08:37 AM): nothing mrmyronmyron (1:08:40 AM): i walked her back mrmyronmyron (1:08:44 AM): and just got back now j a y kiko (1:08:59 AM): quite a long walk back mrmyronmyron (1:09:20 AM): we had stopped at her friends and were talking there for a while mrmyronmyron (1:09:38 AM): we came to harrison after wawa mrmyronmyron (1:09:48 AM): and then i walked her back after we left her friends j a y kiko (1:10:18 AM): mmmm mrmyronmyron (1:10:30 AM): i was being SELECTIVE j a y kiko (1:10:47 AM): of course ... u choose men ............ j a y kiko (9:13:18 PM): sooo ... did u hold her close? mrmyronmyron (9:13:28 PM): shut up mrmyronmyron (9:13:44 PM): she "stumbled" a couple of times, where i had to catch her j a y kiko (9:14:03 PM): aww j a y kiko (9:14:05 PM): so sweet mrmyronmyron (9:14:08 PM): shut up! j a y kiko (9:14:21 PM): LOL mrmyronmyron (9:16:00 PM): to me, it would be like me and michelle skating. means nothing j a y kiko (9:16:15 PM): but of course ;-) j a y kiko (9:16:26 PM): ur waiting for that right guy to come along and sweet u off ur feet ............ mrmyronmyron (9:26:22 PM): she's into photography...she likes to take some weird shots and shit mrmyronmyron (9:26:33 PM): she just needs to have that beach one on there and that's it j a y kiko (9:27:13 PM): lol j a y kiko (9:27:15 PM): HIT j a y kiko (9:27:19 PM): iitt mrmyronmyron (9:27:21 PM): LOL mrmyronmyron (9:27:24 PM): i can't! j a y kiko (9:27:25 PM): u can do it j a y kiko (9:27:28 PM): i believe in u mrmyronmyron (9:27:31 PM): LOL j a y kiko (9:27:47 PM): i can even find someone who can hook u up wit some blue diamonds mrmyronmyron (9:28:32 PM): lol | | 1:32 pm |
chong cha chong chong CHONGGGGG
alice chong lives on 254 s. alder street...where the fuck is that...how the hell is the fam (ie mommy and tomato) always running into her bootylicious badonkadonk????? -daddy Current Mood: chipper | | Monday, March 20th, 2006 | | 9:57 pm |
no more bigchonger
so at my meeting last night, this kid asked me 'are u actually dating the person facebook says you are' and im like 'uh yes...im very concerned now' he says no no its just that he messaged a friend of mine...then it hits me cos this kid is the chair of LGBT and im like 'alice chong!' i didnt get a chance to explain to him but DADDY and PRINCESS need to stop messaging this poor mengo-wannabe so things such as this do not happen...and cos its jsut mean. on a relevant note: i just shared the elevator with alice chong up to canhs room. | | Saturday, March 18th, 2006 | | 6:35 pm |
(18:29:34) mrmyronmyron: dawg, i multiply (18:29:58) mrmyronmyron: ....you'll have like 100 kids to take care of (18:30:05) mrmyronmyron: but if you treat the cuz nicely (18:30:16) mrmyronmyron: i may put that ceram wrap and rubberband to good use (18:30:20) mrmyronmyron: :-D (18:30:36) mrmyronmyron: and try to minimize how many people you have to take care of (18:31:40) UnGiornoAlIeri: hahahah (18:32:37) UnGiornoAlIeri: hahha (18:32:40) UnGiornoAlIeri: ceran wrap (18:32:46) UnGiornoAlIeri: i'ma start calling it that now (18:32:50) mrmyronmyron: LMAO (18:32:53) UnGiornoAlIeri: keep my food to itself (18:33:29) mrmyronmyron: LOL (18:34:13) UnGiornoAlIeri: hey man...u dont want u food mixing with other food (18:34:21) UnGiornoAlIeri: sometimes it might tatse better (18:34:27) mrmyronmyron: LMAO (18:34:33) UnGiornoAlIeri: sometimes though, it can get diseased (18:34:44) mrmyronmyron: this needs to be in our dictionary (18:34:45) UnGiornoAlIeri: and sometimes, the mixing can cause something completely different to come out | | Thursday, March 16th, 2006 | | 1:34 pm |
i love my first graders
1st grader: you and ms. christa look like twins [the other tutor in their class that i never met] me: really? cool..does she have curly hair too? 1st grader: no..she has straight hair..and sometimes wears it in a ponytail me: ....then how do we look like twins?? 1st grader: cuz ur both white how'd they know i was white!!!!!!!!!!!! ::tear:: -daddy | | Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 | | 12:33 am |
| | 12:29 am |
Live8
'ur whole life is a sexual inuendo' 'sucky, sucky, fie dah-lla' 'Munchkazns!!!' 'COP a SQUAT' 'up, up, and away' 'it was at least 75% less sexy' 'overpowering the stank is' random things, all from live8 weekend and lets not forget my travels through west philly, just to get some food for my stoopy feast. :-p | | 12:04 am |
SOME OF US ARE PUBLISHED AUTHORS
over winter break we got published in urbandictionary.com props to number one and mommy for makin up the term props to me (daddy) and jaymses for trying so hard to get published (third time's a charm!) Uglies for Uglies an organization that promotes the idea that ugly ppl should only date ugly ppl so they don't spoil the gene pool for the beautiful ppl Mike: Yo, did you see that hot girl with that bufugly dude? Jaymses: What the fuck is going on?!! Prak: OMG, I would never walk around in daylight with him. Michelle: We need to get that chic an Uglies for Uglies brochure ASAP. | | Tuesday, March 14th, 2006 | | 11:59 pm |
here ya go bitch
j a y kiko (12:02:48 AM): how do i only have one quote in the post j a y kiko (12:03:18 AM): ...i am madd hilarious | | 11:37 pm |
why we keep around asians
(23:36:38) Jitterbug1020: I've worked sooo harrrrdddd (23:36:45) Jitterbug1020: be there or be black! Current Music: aint nuttin but a g-thang |
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